entrancedunicorn

i really don't know what i'm doing with my life.
maybe it's because i keep procrastinating.

roseshock:

Note to self

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cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

PG PORN: Roadside Ass-Sistance: http://youtu.be/Gxb7b0jGZvc

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virginitity:

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greetings:

OH MY GOD I’M CRYING

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parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

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onestarbookreview:

“The novel was like Ali Lohan to Lindsay, where as Lindsay is ‘1984’ by George Orwell.”

onestarbookreview:

The novel was like Ali Lohan to Lindsay, where as Lindsay is ‘1984’ by George Orwell.”

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

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peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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Broad City + Text Posts 

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