entranced.unicorn

i really don't know what i'm doing with my life.
maybe it's because i keep procrastinating.

broadcity:

The third time’s the charm, tonight at 10:30 PM on Comedy Central!!

(via deanpeltonscloset)

Imma ruin you, cunt.

(Source: jthenr-comics-vault, via callmeagentv)

taco-bell-rey:

planning my funeral 

taco-bell-rey:

planning my funeral 

(Source: thatsmysteez, via apolojizzing)

snatchedweaves:

It’s a metaphor

snatchedweaves:

It’s a metaphor

(Source: trynsave, via rubmyhuevos)

(Source: vine.co, via interjects)

I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON

(Source: grates, via lubricates)

(Source: pizza-omelette, via bowel-city)

nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

(Source: phineasomg, via unsmokable)

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

fuck you. I don’t know why I like it, I just do

(via fetitsh)

(via virginity)