i really don't know what i'm doing with my life.
maybe it's because i keep procrastinating.

Got an order of cinnamon sticks with my pizza from pizza hut and the counter lady was gonna let me walk out without telling me that they were out of icing so she substituted with Hershey’s sauce.






Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace


Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.

It’s a miracle!

That’s been the Republican strategy since day one of Obama’s presidency. Block the President at every turn, then blame him for not getting anything done. In fact, here’s Newt Gingrich openly admitting to it.

That’s why Republicans block jobs bills — so they can blame Obama for the economy still sucking. They’ve blocked budgets, resulting in a government shutdown that they then tried to blame on Obama. They’ve tried over and over again to block Obamacare, and complain that it’s a failure as they work their asses off to try to make it fail.

It’s kindergarten politics, and we need to vote these schmucks out in November. A bunch of white guys throwing temper tantrums and shouting NO! to everything just because they don’t like the president is no way to run a government, especially if we’re going to continue to pretend to be one of the greatest nations on earth.

Haven’t they held Congress hostage long enough?


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if that’s what’s wrong then i don’t wanna be right


if that’s what’s wrong then i don’t wanna be right

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Behind the scenes on Chris Pratt's shoot for the July/August edition of Men’s Fitness [x]


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