entrancedunicorn

i really don't know what i'm doing with my life.
maybe it's because i keep procrastinating.
  • Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.

mashable:

Good God Lemon, you’d think a woman who wears tennis shoes every day would be able to hit a decent forehand.

(Source: Mashable, via communified)

roseshock:

Note to self

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cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

PG PORN: Roadside Ass-Sistance: http://youtu.be/Gxb7b0jGZvc

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virginitity:

how i seduce men

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greetings:

OH MY GOD I’M CRYING

(Source: bootyoftheday)

parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

(Source: aubreyplza, via ruinedchildhood)

onestarbookreview:

“The novel was like Ali Lohan to Lindsay, where as Lindsay is ‘1984’ by George Orwell.”

onestarbookreview:

The novel was like Ali Lohan to Lindsay, where as Lindsay is ‘1984’ by George Orwell.”

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via greetings)

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan, via agentvtotherescue)